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February 26, 2010

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Twenty is Twenty-one

February 23, 2010

Last weekend I went to see Shutter Island (which sucked), but the most enjoyable part of the night was eating at Chipotle’s with my friends over a nice burrito and Corona. And that’s when I realized: twenty is twenty-one. If you’re born in 1989, you’re set. All you have to do is show them your ID and act calm and confident about it, and the server will be too lazy to do the math and realize that you’re not twenty-one, that your birthday is actually two, four, or six months from now. And the worst that happens? You get kicked out. I’ve been kicked out of a few places (Starbucks, restaurants, the Chicago Public Library) and it’s not like they call the cops or press legal charges. So whenever you’re on a plane, on a train, or seeking the bar around the corner, don’t hesitate — just volunteer your ID, and they won’t do the math, nor will they ask questions. It even works at strip clubs.